“This is illogical.”
“YoU’RE iLLOgiCAL!” — A fight that’s happened at least once between Kirk and Spock (via cadetchekovsbutt)


kyrael:

ghostintaylor:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

 (via)

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” 
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” 
"…Technically, yes."

#hp

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3


chrom-o-ween:

My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves”

and it was

it was more fucking elves


angry-slowpoke:

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
"please take out your number 2 pencil"
take it out and scream

ME HOY MENOY”

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“I don’t fear commitment. I fear wasting my time.” — (via gothics)


bucky + shield


mistermosher:

randomnessofskyler:

what they skylines In these cities would look like if there was no light pollution.

I legit want a world wide grid shutdown.


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tidalweaves:

we should just kiss like real people do



thunderfairyswarfrost:

Malekith: What the hell are these idiots doing?

The Kurse: IDK…..


hairyholly:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Laughing so hard at the fix


holly-draws-skeletons:

Hey! I made a spooky ghost for you guys! 

It’s transparent!